Saturday, September 29, 2007

Somebody..........!!!!

Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby .............

S omebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, "Normal," is history.



Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ...

Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.



Somebody said being a mother is boring ......

Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.



Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good."

Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.



Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices .....

Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.



Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother.

Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.



Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first.

Somebody doesn't have five children.



Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books .......

Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.



Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery .......

Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten. or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."





Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ......

somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies.



Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married .... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in- law to a mother's heartstrings.



Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ....

Somebody never had grandchildren.




Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her .......

Somebody isn't a mother

Friday, September 7, 2007

Allen criticises young parents

Lily Allen has slammed people who have children at a young age, despite being pregnant at just 22. The Smile singer, who recently announced she was expecting her first child with her boyfriend, Chemical Brothers star Ed Simons, recently insisted she was too young to become a mother before discovering she was expecting.

She said, “People are having kids too young and nothing is being done about it. I want to have a child. If I was in the right relationship, I’d like to have a child in about two or three years’ time. I’d like to be a young mother, although not too young, and I’d like to be able to live in a nice place that has a good catchment area for schools. And that’s all I care about. That’s all you need.”

Lily, who began dating 37-year-old Ed last September, also insisted any children she has will be state educated. The pop star, who attended private school Bedales, in Petersfield, Hampshire, added to Marie Claire magazine, “Private education is a waste of money.” In December, it was revealed Lily was pregnant and she has since insisted she is “thrilled” to be expecting.

Monday, September 3, 2007

Radiohead is saviour of rock ‘n’ roll, says Thom

Thom Yorke is planning to have toilet paper made proclaiming Radiohead the "saviours of rock ‘n’ roll". He is so used to hearing critics and fans bestow the prestigious title on the band he wants to create his unique tribute. He said, "I’ve heard it said that we are the ‘saviours of rock ‘n’ roll’ so often I’m going to have it printed on toilet paper soon." The frontman also revealed he can’t believe the "fuss" created by the group’s decision to let fans choose a price to download for their album In Rainbows.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Pressly ‘finds balance’ in life

Jaime Pressly takes a break from her baby son every day to "find balance" in her life. The My Name is Earl actress gave birth to Dezi James, her first son with fiancĂ© Eric Cubiche, in May 2007, says she forces herself to take time out from being a mom every day. She told People magazine, "You have to find balance. You have to make time for yourself and find ‘me’ time, whether that means taking a 15-minute bath or taking time to work out while someone watches the kids. My New Year’s resolution is actually to keep a balance in my life between my son and Eric and work. If you don’t, then this business can get out of control."

Jaime, 30, who lost her 42 lbs baby weight in 12 weeks, also had some advice for new mothers who are desperate to lose their post-pregnancy pounds.

She said, "I did it the old-fashioned way. I worked out with a trainer and resistance weights, and I dieted. I also did the cabbage soup diet, where you only eat cabbage soup, twice." Jaime isn’t ready to have any more children just yet, but says she "definitely" wants to expand her family in the future.

She added, "We definitely want more children, just not right now. We’re happy with things the way they are, and we don’t feel like we have to rush into getting married. Look at Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, they are a good example, they make it work without being married."