Friday, October 19, 2007

Let women have their own way

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a
neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by
Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long
as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year
to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he
would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to
young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than
death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the

priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would
have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous
throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to

the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to
her price first.. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble

of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never
encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden, but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He
said nothing was too big a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the
preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question

thus: "What a woman really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her
own life." Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered

a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared.

And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and
Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a
horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most
beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay before him on the bed. The
astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she
appeared as a witch, she would henceforth be her horrible deformed self only half
the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer? she asked him. "Beau tiful during the day ...
or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day he could have a
beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during
the day, but by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate
moments with?

(If you are a man reading this ...) What would YOUR choice be?

(If you are a woman reading this ..) What would YOUR MAN'S choice be?

What Lancelot chose is below. BUT ... make YOUR choice before you
scroll down below. OKAY?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his
question, said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the
time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own
life.Now ... what is the moral to this story?

The moral is ..
If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

winners versus lossers

Winners verses Losers


The winner is always part of Anwers;
The losers is always part of problem:

The winner has a programm;
The loser has a excuse:

The winner says, "let me do it for you";
The loser says, "that is not my job":

The winner sees an answer for every problem;
The loser sees a problem for every answer:

When a winner says, "It may be difficult but it is
possible";
When a loser says, "It may be possible but it is too
difficult":

When a winner makes a mistake, he says 'I was wrong';
When a loser makes a mistake, he says, 'It wasn't my
faut':

A winner makes Commitments;
A loser makes Promises:

Winner have dreams;
Loser have schems:

Winner says, 'I must do something';
Loser says, 'something must be done':

Winner are a part of the team;
Losers are apart from the team:

Winner see the gain;
Loser see the pain:

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems:

Winners believe in win/win;
Losers believe for them to win someone has to lose:

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past:

Winners are like a thermostat;
Losers are like a thermometer:

Winners choose wat they say;
Losers say what they choose:

Winners use hard argument but softwords;
Losers uses soft argument but hard words:

winner stand firm on values but compromise on petty
things;
Loser stand firm on petty things but compromise on
value:

Winners follow the philosophy of empathi; " dont do to
others wat do you would not want them to do to you";
Losers follows the philosophy of empathi; ' do it to
others before they do it to you":

Winner make it happen;
Loser let it happen:

Winners plan and prepare to win;
Loser plans to win:



The keyword is preparation


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Hathaway becomes new face of Lancome

Anne Hathaway is to be the new face of Lancome. The Devil Wears Prada star has been signed up to promote the international luxury cosmetics giants’ new fragrance.
Odile Roujol, president of Lancome International, said, “Anne Hathaway is a radiant young woman who perfectly embodies modern femininity. We know she will portray all the passion and excitement of our new fragrance.”

Anne, 25, will follow in the footsteps of past Hollywood stars who have been Lancome spokesmodels, including Isabella Rossellini, Juliette Binoche, Uma Thurman, Mena Suvari, and Drew Barrymore. Last year, Clive Owen became the first spokesman for Lancome’s men’s skincare range. Anne’s ad campaign for the new fragrance will be launched in September.

Friday, October 5, 2007

Jennifer says she loves her full figure


Jennifer Love Hewitt has slammed cruel comments about her fuller figure,saying she “loves her body”. The I Know What You Did Last Summer actress, who was ridiculed for her curvy shape after unflattering photos of her in a bikini were released last week, insists she is happy being a US size two and attacked the Hollywood obsession with an unhealthy size zero. Jennifer, who appeared much slimmer in a recent ad campaign for US clothing chain Hanes, fumed, “Size two is not fat. Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful. I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.” The 28-year-old star was enjoying a romantic break in Hawaii with her new fiancĂ© actor Ross McCall when the pictures were taken.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Lohan sells family snaps


Lindsay Lohan tried to sell photographs of her family Thanksgiving dinner, it has been claimed. The Mean Girls actress offered staged pictures of her with mother Dina, sister Ali, her brothers and boyfriend Riley Giles celebrating the holidays to several celebrity magazines. She initially demanded a six-figure sum, but dropped the price to $20,000 when she failed to find a buyer. A source told MSNBC, “She thinks she’s a huge star. She thinks everyone is dying to read about her, but she’s lost her fan base. Her decisions are being driven by cash, not repairing her image.” Lindsay, 21, reportedly failed to sell the pictures, but made some money from her family shopping trip to New York’s Armani Exchange and Intermix store .
It is claimed Lindsay tipped off the paparazzi she would be there and was paid to visit the clothing store. The source added, “It seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money.” Last month, it was claimed the troubled star, who completed treatment in rehab for drug and alcohol addiction and, served a prison sentence for DUI (driving under the influence), is broke after blowing her $7 million fortune on drugs and partying. Meanwhile, Lindsay has reportedly dumped boyfriend Riley. The couple, who met at Utah’s Sundance rehab clinic in August, are said to have split shortly after they returned to LosAngeles

Monday, October 1, 2007

Jagger eats avocados, berries to boost fertility



Sir Mick Jagger is eating avocados and goji berries to make himself more fertile. The Rolling Stones rocker is reportedly so desperate to have a baby with his long-term girlfriend L‘Wren Scott that he has completely changed his diet. The 64-year-old musician has incorporated large quantities of avocados, which Aztec people believed improve men’s sex lives and prowess, into his diet, and drinks a glass of goji berry juice, dubbed “Fruit Viagra”, every day.
The expensive Himalayan berries, one litre of the juice can cost up to £30, are reputed to contain life-enhancing properties following reports of a Chinese man who drank a glass of the nectar daily lived to be 250. Acupuncturist and nutrition expert Laurie Morse is quoted as saying, “Nutrition is our body’s fuel, therefore, it is not optional that we provide our system with proper nutrients, if we are to enjoy health, balance and fertility.”